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**Repost from SilentMojority Blog**

Traffic court is usually a snoozer. It always manages to land on my day off and after a midnight shift. I trudge in half asleep and ready to just commit suicide by contempt but there are those gems that make chronic sleep deprivation worth while…

Defenses that didn’t seem to work:

Judge: You are charged with operating a vehicle with improper or unsafe equipment, a blown headlight, how do you plead?

Defendant: Not guilty your honor, I don’t know why the officer wrote me a ticket; he just barely gave me a warning for it a month ago.

Judge: I don’t believe I would have said that; guilty. Doh!

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